Welcome to handsomefatman.com, official website of aspiring screenwriter, wannabe game designer, opinionated dude, and self-described handsome fat man Carlos Alexandre. I’m a fat white guy looking to talk about everything in that last sentence: writing, games, and anything in between. I’ve got a lot to say and it’s getting said, sometimes abrasively, sometimes tactfully. Also, I swear: shit, fuck, ballsack, etc. Don’t like it, read something else.
Like anyone else, there are things I like, dislike, mad love, and outright despise. But I’m neither a zealot nor a fanboy: I can — and will — criticize my most favorite games, films, TV shows, and types of pizza; similarly I’ve no issue acknowledging brilliant moments found in the subpar. I see no value in adopting ass-backwards “I like it, so it’s good” attitudes, and I’ve no issue condemning those who do.
Constructive feedback is always welcome. I’m not going to bust your balls if that feedback isn’t super flowery polite, though I’ve no issue with ignoring or outright verbally embarrassing anyone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about. If you think I’m wrong or I’ve missed something: say it, and back up your reasons: that’s all it takes for me to listen. If you think I’m right: hey, I like praise, but get defensive when I face criticism and I’ll turn on you, guaranteed.
Welcome again, and enjoy your stay. I sincerely hope you can take something positive away from this site. Also, I only have one testicle; hope that does something for you.
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